Alfred, explains TechCrunch writer Sarah Perez, who must have drawn the short straw in the office pool, is â€œthe first service layer on the shared economy that manages your routine across multiple on-demand and local services (like Handybook, Instacart, and the local dry cleaner).â€
I was unable to find a precise English translation for that sentence, but I have to agree with ValleyWagâ€™s Nitasha Tiku: It sounds an awful lot like a butler service.
â€” “Silicon Valley Has Officially Run Out of Ideas”
Fuckers stole my idea. Wonder if I could sue for prior art.